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Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
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st dont be unhappy
"Just don't be unhappy my soul, sweet heart....
I shall have to leave this universe one day, sweet heart"
english version nahi samjhay. ok, ye lo original punjabi version:
"AAWAIEN russya na kar meri jaan sajna,
IK din chhad jana hay jahan sajna..."
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Phone te krna dunia dari
Miscal te suki yari
Aeder oder lambian calan
Mout paindi a sadi wari.
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A Punjabi Jatt got married in a Urdu speaking family of Lucknow.
Girl"s father with a lot of "tehz??b" asked,
beta huzoor aap ne hamari beti ko kaise paaya?
Jatt replied "O ji tuhaddi beti di kya baat hai ji,
agyon paya, pichyon paya, te kal raati muh wich vi paya.
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Holywod in punjabi version:
Jarrasic park:Dainasour gujjar da
Mr bean:Gunga gujar
Spider man:jale wala gujar
Super man:urne wala gujjar
Titanic:kashti gujjar
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Ek larke ki shadi thi.
Larki walon ne pocha monda ki karda a.
Dasya lakri da kam.
Bad wich pata lagya monda maswak wechda si.
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TeAcHeR:Jo aNdEr aAnEy k lIyE sUb sE cHotA sEntEncE boLeY gA,uSsEy gIfT MiLey gA.
EnGliSh cHiLd: mAy I cUm iN?
UrdU cHiLd:MaIn aNdR A skTa hUn?
PuNjAbI
wArAaAn
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Teacher:
" jumon faqeer asaan je goth jo chango murs aahe"
translate into english...
Student: " Friday Beggar is Good Husband of our Village"
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Dont open this msg till 2marrow
Ruk
Rukja
Rukja
oye Rukja
Rukja Oye
rukja
Mainu pata si tu nai rukna
Main msg hi kal bhejan ga....
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Teacher FemaleStudant Se: Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
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